1 00:00:10,561 --> 00:00:12,461 ♪ Here's the story ♪ 2 00:00:12,496 --> 00:00:14,429 ♪ Of a lovely lady ♪ 3 00:00:14,465 --> 00:00:15,797 ♪ Who was bringing up ♪ 4 00:00:15,833 --> 00:00:18,266 ♪ Three very lovely girls ♪ 5 00:00:18,301 --> 00:00:21,035 ♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪ 6 00:00:21,071 --> 00:00:22,938 ♪ Like their mother ♪ 7 00:00:22,973 --> 00:00:26,007 ♪ The youngest one in curls ♪ 8 00:00:26,042 --> 00:00:30,044 ♪ It's the story of a man named Brady ♪ 9 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:33,949 ♪ Who was busy with three boys of his own ♪ 10 00:00:33,984 --> 00:00:37,719 ♪ They were four men living all together ♪ 11 00:00:37,754 --> 00:00:40,388 ♪ Yet they were all alone ♪ 12 00:00:40,423 --> 00:00:41,890 ♪ Till the one day when ♪ 13 00:00:41,925 --> 00:00:44,526 ♪ The lady met this fellow ♪ 14 00:00:44,561 --> 00:00:48,062 ♪ And they knew that it was much more than a hunch ♪ 15 00:00:48,098 --> 00:00:49,531 ♪ That this group ♪ 16 00:00:49,566 --> 00:00:51,933 ♪ Must somehow form a family ♪ 17 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:55,570 ♪ That's the way they all became the Brady Bunch ♪ 18 00:00:55,606 --> 00:00:57,906 ♪ The Brady Bunch ♪ 19 00:00:57,941 --> 00:01:00,174 ♪ The Brady Bunch ♪ 20 00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:06,080 ♪ That's the way they became the Brady Bunch. ♪ 21 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,473 What are you looking for? 22 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,975 The astrology forecast. 23 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,143 Astrology? 24 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,589 Well, Martha swears by it. 25 00:01:36,613 --> 00:01:38,190 She calls me up every morning 26 00:01:38,214 --> 00:01:40,226 to see if I'm following what it says. 27 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:41,583 I've got a flash for you. 28 00:01:41,618 --> 00:01:43,685 Your friend Martha's a fruitcake. 29 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,732 Agreed. 30 00:01:45,756 --> 00:01:47,355 Ah, here it is. 31 00:01:47,390 --> 00:01:49,791 My chart for tomorrow. 32 00:01:51,828 --> 00:01:53,227 What's it say? 33 00:01:53,263 --> 00:01:54,941 "Beware of purchases tomorrow. 34 00:01:54,965 --> 00:01:57,143 Don't buy anything at all." 35 00:01:57,167 --> 00:02:01,036 Hey, now, that's the kind of astrology that makes sense. 36 00:02:01,071 --> 00:02:02,470 Let me look at mine. 37 00:02:02,505 --> 00:02:04,584 No, I knew I shouldn't have read that out loud. 38 00:02:04,608 --> 00:02:05,718 I need new shoes. 39 00:02:10,647 --> 00:02:12,346 What's so funny? 40 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:13,826 You think your horoscope was something? 41 00:02:13,850 --> 00:02:15,817 Get a load of mine. 42 00:02:15,852 --> 00:02:19,821 "A strange woman will soon come into your life." 43 00:02:19,856 --> 00:02:21,801 Oh, where does it say that? 44 00:02:21,825 --> 00:02:23,357 Where? Right there. 45 00:02:24,962 --> 00:02:26,327 How about that. 46 00:02:26,362 --> 00:02:28,063 Yeah. How about that. 47 00:02:28,098 --> 00:02:29,898 I can hardly wait till tomorrow. 48 00:02:31,001 --> 00:02:32,333 Good night, honey. 49 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:49,951 Oh, wow. 50 00:02:49,987 --> 00:02:52,520 That is not just a cake, Mrs. Brady. 51 00:02:52,555 --> 00:02:55,156 That is a thing of beauty, a joy to behold. 52 00:02:55,191 --> 00:02:57,058 Mmm. Thanks, Alice. 53 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,392 Wait till you taste it tonight. 54 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,361 No, thanks. Not at those prices. 55 00:03:00,396 --> 00:03:02,030 What prices? 56 00:03:02,065 --> 00:03:04,633 I'll bet every bite will cost a thousand calories, 57 00:03:04,668 --> 00:03:06,579 and I know just where they'll go. 58 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,069 Here and here. 59 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,705 Alice is a member of the hip generation. 60 00:03:10,741 --> 00:03:12,140 And speaking of hips, 61 00:03:12,175 --> 00:03:14,386 get a load of Greg's blue jeans. 62 00:03:14,410 --> 00:03:16,911 See-through jeans. 63 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,713 But don't tell Greg that. 64 00:03:18,749 --> 00:03:21,016 He'll start a new fad in junior high. 65 00:03:21,051 --> 00:03:22,651 I think I'll take the kids shopping 66 00:03:22,686 --> 00:03:23,985 for some new clothes tomorrow. 67 00:03:24,021 --> 00:03:25,898 Well, you'd better make that today, Mrs. Brady. 68 00:03:25,922 --> 00:03:27,000 Tomorrow the boys are going 69 00:03:27,024 --> 00:03:28,801 on an all-day fishing trip with Mr. Brady. 70 00:03:28,825 --> 00:03:30,536 You're taking the girls horseback riding. 71 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:34,062 Right. Well, I suppose I could take them after school today. 72 00:03:34,097 --> 00:03:35,864 But don't tell my friend Martha Sheldon. 73 00:03:35,899 --> 00:03:37,699 Martha Sheldon? 74 00:03:37,734 --> 00:03:39,701 Well, you know how hooked she is on astrology. 75 00:03:39,736 --> 00:03:41,836 And she insists that I follow my forecast. 76 00:03:41,872 --> 00:03:44,673 And my chart said, don't buy anything today. 77 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:46,074 Isn't that silly? 78 00:03:46,109 --> 00:03:48,710 A grown woman believing in that astrology nonsense. 79 00:03:48,745 --> 00:03:52,446 Hmm. Alice, what did your horoscope say today? 80 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:55,616 Oh, mine said today was great for social activities... 81 00:03:57,087 --> 00:04:00,955 Mrs. Brady, that's dirty pool. 82 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,869 I'm going to go round up 83 00:04:02,893 --> 00:04:06,227 some more bottomless britches and things. 84 00:04:12,069 --> 00:04:13,401 Hello. 85 00:04:13,436 --> 00:04:15,303 Mike. Hi, honey. 86 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:16,805 2:00, and all's well 87 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,718 and no strange women have come into my life yet. 88 00:04:18,742 --> 00:04:22,143 Well, if they do, will you please inform me immediately? 89 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,712 Oh, I will, I promise. 90 00:04:23,747 --> 00:04:27,481 The moment one walks in, you'll be the first to know. 91 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,517 Mr. Brady? 92 00:04:32,923 --> 00:04:33,888 Mike? 93 00:04:33,924 --> 00:04:35,702 Yes, that's me. I... I'm Mike Brady. 94 00:04:35,726 --> 00:04:37,503 What's that, dear? Did you say something? 95 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:38,671 Hello? 96 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,439 Please, darling, finish your call. 97 00:04:40,463 --> 00:04:42,230 Honey, I'll call you back. 98 00:04:42,265 --> 00:04:44,565 A client just, uh, just walked in. 99 00:04:44,601 --> 00:04:47,435 All right, dear, but... 100 00:04:54,611 --> 00:04:56,044 How do you do? 101 00:04:56,079 --> 00:04:57,645 Please, do sit down. 102 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,447 I would introduce myself, 103 00:04:59,482 --> 00:05:02,350 but everyone knows who Beebe Gallini is. 104 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,619 Even people on the street come up to me and say, 105 00:05:04,654 --> 00:05:05,720 "It's Beebe." 106 00:05:05,756 --> 00:05:08,623 And I always say to them, "Hello, my dahling." 107 00:05:08,658 --> 00:05:10,859 This is Dwayne, my secretary. 108 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,338 Oh, uh, how do you do, Mr...? 109 00:05:12,362 --> 00:05:13,327 Not necessary. 110 00:05:13,363 --> 00:05:15,797 Please sit down. 111 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,599 Darling, 112 00:05:18,635 --> 00:05:21,636 you are going to design my new factory, 113 00:05:21,671 --> 00:05:23,337 and it will... Factory? 114 00:05:23,373 --> 00:05:25,106 Please, not interrupt. 115 00:05:25,142 --> 00:05:26,607 It's not nice. 116 00:05:26,643 --> 00:05:28,676 I have just finished arrangements 117 00:05:28,711 --> 00:05:30,879 with the president of your company 118 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,947 to build a beautiful new factory 119 00:05:32,983 --> 00:05:35,449 for the Beebe Gallini Cosmetics Company. 120 00:05:36,987 --> 00:05:38,731 You want me to design your factory? 121 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,089 Please wait. Don't interrupt. 122 00:05:41,124 --> 00:05:42,935 You're just like my second husband. 123 00:05:42,959 --> 00:05:44,137 Or was it my third? 124 00:05:44,161 --> 00:05:44,926 Your fourth. 125 00:05:44,961 --> 00:05:46,572 Oh. I knew it was one of them. 126 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,931 Miss Gallini... Beebe. 127 00:05:49,966 --> 00:05:51,833 Everyone calls me Beebe. 128 00:05:51,868 --> 00:05:56,137 People who have never even heard of me call me Beebe. 129 00:05:56,173 --> 00:05:58,306 Beebe, I'm very flattered. 130 00:05:58,341 --> 00:05:59,941 Oh, no false modesty. 131 00:05:59,976 --> 00:06:02,510 I do not believe in false modesty. 132 00:06:02,545 --> 00:06:05,546 I am beautiful, so I say I am beautiful. 133 00:06:05,581 --> 00:06:07,415 You are talented, no? 134 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:12,854 Well, um... Uh... uh... yes. I... Good. 135 00:06:12,889 --> 00:06:14,488 That is what the people tell me. 136 00:06:14,524 --> 00:06:17,491 That is why you must design my new factory, 137 00:06:17,527 --> 00:06:19,861 and I give you complete freedom. 138 00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:22,230 Design, design, design. 139 00:06:22,265 --> 00:06:24,098 Anything you want. 140 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,333 Anything? 141 00:06:25,368 --> 00:06:27,435 Yes, only one thing that I ask 142 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,804 is that it should be pink. 143 00:06:33,343 --> 00:06:35,276 Pink factory. 144 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:36,510 Beebe Pink. 145 00:06:36,546 --> 00:06:38,713 That is what I call my cosmetics 146 00:06:38,748 --> 00:06:40,014 because I am pink. 147 00:06:40,050 --> 00:06:41,216 You see the pink? 148 00:06:43,353 --> 00:06:44,752 Yes. 149 00:06:44,787 --> 00:06:47,455 Let your imagination run wild. 150 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,858 Create whatever you wish. 151 00:06:49,893 --> 00:06:51,592 But make it pink. 152 00:06:51,627 --> 00:06:52,927 Yes. 153 00:06:52,963 --> 00:06:54,462 My phone number. 154 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,931 My personal private phone number. 155 00:06:56,967 --> 00:06:58,266 Give it to him. 156 00:06:58,301 --> 00:07:00,368 Oh, thank you. 157 00:07:01,972 --> 00:07:03,471 I will see you soon, no? 158 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,874 Uh, no. Yes. 159 00:07:06,877 --> 00:07:08,376 Oh, uh... 160 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,847 Hurry, dahling. 161 00:07:12,883 --> 00:07:15,250 We cannot keep the jeweler waiting. 162 00:07:15,285 --> 00:07:18,019 I promised him faithfully I'd be there yesterday. 163 00:07:31,134 --> 00:07:33,567 Thanks for helping me tonight, dear. 164 00:07:33,603 --> 00:07:35,870 No. It's my pleasure, sweetheart. 165 00:07:35,906 --> 00:07:37,850 You know, when Alice asked me if she could leave early 166 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,874 so she could to the movies with her boyfriend Sam, 167 00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:41,542 how could I refuse? 168 00:07:41,577 --> 00:07:42,777 Hmm? 169 00:07:42,812 --> 00:07:45,613 Oh. Well, you have a soft heart. 170 00:07:45,648 --> 00:07:47,015 Lips to match. 171 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,449 My goodness. 172 00:07:48,484 --> 00:07:50,451 Aren't we affectionate tonight? 173 00:07:50,486 --> 00:07:52,753 Well, not just tonight, every night, 174 00:07:52,789 --> 00:07:54,555 'cause I love you, dahling. 175 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,259 Sweetheart. 176 00:07:58,295 --> 00:08:00,494 And I love you, too, darling. 177 00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:01,729 But what's up? 178 00:08:01,764 --> 00:08:03,497 Hmm? What what's up? 179 00:08:03,533 --> 00:08:05,466 Well, ever since you got home, 180 00:08:05,501 --> 00:08:08,202 you seem... preoccupied. 181 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,637 Preoccupied? 182 00:08:09,672 --> 00:08:12,184 Oh, don't be silly, honey. 183 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:16,877 It's just... well... preoccupation. 184 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,980 Preoccupation. 185 00:08:19,015 --> 00:08:20,214 Yeah. 186 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,894 I got this new client today 187 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,829 and I have to design a factory. 188 00:08:23,853 --> 00:08:25,932 And it's sort of a special factory 189 00:08:25,956 --> 00:08:27,866 and it takes a lot of thought. 190 00:08:27,890 --> 00:08:29,690 What kind of special factory? 191 00:08:29,725 --> 00:08:34,028 Well, the client is very eccentric, and, uh... 192 00:08:34,064 --> 00:08:35,029 Eccentric? 193 00:08:35,065 --> 00:08:36,030 Yeah. 194 00:08:36,066 --> 00:08:38,166 Could you say, uh, strange? 195 00:08:38,201 --> 00:08:41,369 Yeah. You could sure say "strange," all right. 196 00:08:41,404 --> 00:08:43,237 Could you say "strange woman"? 197 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:46,274 Yeah, yeah, she's a... a woman. 198 00:08:46,309 --> 00:08:49,110 Aha, then a strange woman did enter your life today. 199 00:08:49,145 --> 00:08:51,057 Oh, that astrology nonsense? 200 00:08:51,081 --> 00:08:53,181 Yeah, that astrology nonsense. 201 00:08:53,216 --> 00:08:55,483 Yeah, it's silly and stupid and foolish. 202 00:08:55,518 --> 00:08:56,884 And what kind of strange woman? 203 00:08:56,919 --> 00:08:58,119 Oh, honey, 204 00:08:58,154 --> 00:08:59,765 when a client walks into my office 205 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,367 with an offer to design a factory 206 00:09:01,391 --> 00:09:03,002 that's worth a whole lot of money, 207 00:09:03,026 --> 00:09:04,337 it doesn't make any difference 208 00:09:04,361 --> 00:09:05,571 whether it's a man or a woman, 209 00:09:05,595 --> 00:09:08,115 even if it is Beebe Gallini. 210 00:09:08,331 --> 00:09:09,430 Beebe Gallini? 211 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,899 Is she the strange woman who came into your life? 212 00:09:11,934 --> 00:09:13,579 She didn't come into my life, 213 00:09:13,603 --> 00:09:15,547 she came into my office, that's all. 214 00:09:15,571 --> 00:09:16,971 That's enough. 215 00:09:17,007 --> 00:09:19,273 They say no man can resist her. 216 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,020 Well, I can resist her. 217 00:09:21,044 --> 00:09:22,410 Are you sure? 218 00:09:22,445 --> 00:09:25,013 I am absolutely positive. 219 00:09:25,048 --> 00:09:26,947 Oh... oh, Mike! Oh! 220 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,661 I think that's plenty of food, Mr. Brady. 221 00:09:40,696 --> 00:09:42,430 Mm, I don't know, Alice. 222 00:09:42,465 --> 00:09:44,377 Four fishermen get mighty hungry, you know. 223 00:09:44,401 --> 00:09:45,978 That's right. A couple of hours out on that water 224 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:46,967 makes them awful hungry. 225 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,070 Makes me awful seasick. 226 00:09:49,105 --> 00:09:50,971 Isn't it funny how some people get seasick 227 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,306 and some people don't. 228 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,807 I think I'm allergic to waves. 229 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,043 Even when I take a bath, 230 00:09:55,078 --> 00:09:56,989 I have to be careful not to move around too much. 231 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,191 I'll hurry the boys up. 232 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:01,916 I'll get it. 233 00:10:03,286 --> 00:10:04,818 Hello. 234 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,289 Yes, this is the Brady residence. 235 00:10:08,324 --> 00:10:09,723 One moment, please. 236 00:10:09,759 --> 00:10:10,991 I'll get him. 237 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,394 It's someone who calls me "dahling" 238 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:15,296 and "vants" to speak to you. 239 00:10:20,903 --> 00:10:23,171 Hello, Miss Gallini. 240 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,738 Beebe. 241 00:10:24,774 --> 00:10:26,218 Beebe?! 242 00:10:26,242 --> 00:10:27,675 This afternoon? 243 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,378 But... Yeah, but... 244 00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:33,314 I was going fishing today and... 245 00:10:33,349 --> 00:10:38,219 Yes, I know you have a contract with my firm, but... 246 00:10:38,254 --> 00:10:41,222 I promised my boys that I was... 247 00:10:43,326 --> 00:10:44,658 All right. 248 00:10:44,694 --> 00:10:46,561 Yeah. No. All right, I'll be there. 249 00:10:46,596 --> 00:10:47,596 Bye. 250 00:10:48,598 --> 00:10:49,808 You'll be where? 251 00:10:49,832 --> 00:10:52,032 Oh, Beebe wants to see me again. 252 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,069 She's got some new ideas for her factory. 253 00:10:55,105 --> 00:10:56,504 But it's Saturday, 254 00:10:56,539 --> 00:10:58,451 and the boys have been looking forward 255 00:10:58,475 --> 00:10:59,440 to that fishing trip. 256 00:10:59,476 --> 00:11:01,175 Oh, I know. 257 00:11:01,211 --> 00:11:02,610 Hey, maybe Alice could go. 258 00:11:02,645 --> 00:11:05,980 She can't. She gets seasick. 259 00:11:06,015 --> 00:11:07,181 Wait. 260 00:11:07,217 --> 00:11:08,616 I've got it. 261 00:11:08,651 --> 00:11:10,463 I'll take the boys fishing 262 00:11:10,487 --> 00:11:11,930 and Alice can take the girls riding. 263 00:11:11,954 --> 00:11:13,921 Okay? Problem solved. 264 00:11:13,956 --> 00:11:16,824 Hey, you're an angel, you know that? 265 00:11:16,859 --> 00:11:17,825 I thought you... 266 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:18,826 Yeah, I know what you thought. 267 00:11:18,861 --> 00:11:20,106 You thought I was going to be jealous. 268 00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:21,162 Yeah, yeah. 269 00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:23,831 Just because she's rich and famous and beautiful 270 00:11:23,866 --> 00:11:25,578 and I must be some kind of a nut. 271 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,435 No. You're a wonderful kind of nut. 272 00:11:31,874 --> 00:11:35,409 Oh... aah... aah... Oh, kids... 273 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,423 Sit down and rest, Alice. 274 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,413 I'm not sure I can sit. 275 00:11:43,052 --> 00:11:44,418 Ahh! 276 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:48,589 Ah... Oh, that was one rotten horse I had. 277 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,923 I like him. 278 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,425 I ride him all the time. 279 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,606 Well, I'm never gonna ride him again 280 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,274 after the way he threw me. 281 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,597 Rotten horse. 282 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,931 It wasn't a horse. 283 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,044 It was a pony. 284 00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:00,078 Well, when it grows up, 285 00:12:00,102 --> 00:12:01,813 it's gonna be a rotten horse. 286 00:12:01,837 --> 00:12:03,904 Ponies don't grow up. 287 00:12:03,939 --> 00:12:05,506 They just get older. 288 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:08,543 That's what I need, then, is an old pony. 289 00:12:08,578 --> 00:12:10,044 Next time we go riding, 290 00:12:10,079 --> 00:12:11,657 we're gonna go to a different place. 291 00:12:11,681 --> 00:12:14,582 There's one on Riverside Avenue right next to Maple Street. 292 00:12:14,617 --> 00:12:16,384 That's a merry-go-round. 293 00:12:16,419 --> 00:12:18,919 You'd better believe it. 294 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:34,602 Oh, fellas... You'll be okay, Mom. 295 00:12:34,637 --> 00:12:36,937 Oh, boys, you're rocking the boat. 296 00:12:36,972 --> 00:12:38,639 Stop weaving. 297 00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:42,810 Mrs. Brady, what happened? 298 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:46,714 Oh, I got seasick and... and sunburned and... 299 00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:49,450 and then I got caught on somebody else's line and... 300 00:12:49,485 --> 00:12:52,086 and then I fell into a pile of fish. 301 00:12:52,121 --> 00:12:55,289 No wonder you smell like tuna, Mrs. Brady. 302 00:12:55,325 --> 00:12:58,226 I wouldn't gloat if I were you, Alice. 303 00:12:58,261 --> 00:13:00,695 You smell a little bit like man o' war. 304 00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:09,002 Oh, will somebody please stop rocking this house? 305 00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:13,774 Oh, I think I'd better go straight up to bed. 306 00:13:13,809 --> 00:13:16,611 Don't you want any dinner? 307 00:13:16,646 --> 00:13:18,379 Dinner? 308 00:13:18,414 --> 00:13:23,050 Alice... please, don't even mention food. 309 00:13:47,109 --> 00:13:48,476 Hi, honey. 310 00:13:48,511 --> 00:13:50,844 You still up, sweetheart? 311 00:13:57,186 --> 00:13:58,486 That's funny. 312 00:13:58,521 --> 00:13:59,920 What's funny? 313 00:13:59,955 --> 00:14:01,155 I smell fish. 314 00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:02,657 Well, I can't help it. 315 00:14:02,692 --> 00:14:04,825 I've already taken three showers. 316 00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,327 I smell pink. 317 00:14:06,362 --> 00:14:08,429 Yeah, well, you can smell pink, too. 318 00:14:08,464 --> 00:14:10,331 Beebe gave me some samples. 319 00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:11,699 Samples of what? 320 00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:13,033 Her cosmetics. 321 00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,835 Her apartment's full of them. 322 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:16,370 Her apartment? 323 00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:18,372 Yeah. She uses it as an office. 324 00:14:18,408 --> 00:14:21,409 She hates her factory, and she won't work in it, 325 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,177 so that's why I'm designing 326 00:14:23,212 --> 00:14:25,179 a new factory. Hmm... 327 00:14:25,214 --> 00:14:27,515 Hey, hey, hey, where's that angel of a wife 328 00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:28,783 I left this morning? 329 00:14:28,818 --> 00:14:31,719 She went fishing and she got seasick and sunburned 330 00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:33,688 and caught on someone else's hook 331 00:14:33,723 --> 00:14:35,255 and fell in a pile of fish. 332 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,759 You had a rough day on the boat, huh? 333 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,861 Mmm. 334 00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:44,365 Honey, why don't you use some of Beebe's cologne? 335 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,401 There's a whole box of it over there. 336 00:14:47,437 --> 00:14:50,003 I'd rather smell like fish. 337 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,721 Oh, excuse me. 338 00:15:06,756 --> 00:15:08,389 Michael, dahling. 339 00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:09,702 My sketches. 340 00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:11,804 I am dying to see your sketches. 341 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,462 It is a whole week since we talk. 342 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,007 Dwayne, ask Mr. Brady in. 343 00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:17,710 Oh, come right in, Mr. Brady. 344 00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:18,966 For a minute there, 345 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,736 I kind of thought I was in the wrong office. 346 00:15:21,771 --> 00:15:23,237 Oh, no, no, no. 347 00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:26,407 I give you, how you say, cooperation. 348 00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:28,520 I bring you samples of materials 349 00:15:28,544 --> 00:15:31,178 for the draperies, samples of the pink... 350 00:15:31,213 --> 00:15:32,391 Everything that is Beebe. 351 00:15:32,415 --> 00:15:33,914 Excuse me, Miss Gallini. 352 00:15:33,949 --> 00:15:34,993 Yes? 353 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,528 You are still on the phone. 354 00:15:36,552 --> 00:15:38,285 Oh, but of course. 355 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,522 What would I do without my Dwayne? 356 00:15:41,557 --> 00:15:42,668 Where was I? 357 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,570 Oh, yes, the charity. 358 00:15:44,594 --> 00:15:46,059 When I appear, 359 00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:49,630 I want that the orchestra should play something pink. 360 00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:53,333 Well, then something that sounds pink. 361 00:15:54,937 --> 00:15:56,837 Charities, banquets. 362 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,139 It is always something. 363 00:15:59,174 --> 00:16:01,208 Now, Michael, dahling 364 00:16:01,243 --> 00:16:04,512 you will show me my sketches, hmm? 365 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:10,451 I finished these at home late last night. 366 00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:11,886 Oh, no. 367 00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:14,154 No. No, dahling. 368 00:16:14,189 --> 00:16:16,624 That is a factory for anybody. 369 00:16:16,659 --> 00:16:19,605 I want that my factory should be me. 370 00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:21,940 That when people see it, they say, 371 00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:23,564 "There's Beebe." 372 00:16:23,599 --> 00:16:27,601 Beebe, a factory has to be functional. 373 00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:29,570 Functional? Oh, that is one thing 374 00:16:29,605 --> 00:16:32,172 that Beebe does not want to be, functional. 375 00:16:32,207 --> 00:16:33,919 Beebe wants to be Beebe. 376 00:16:33,943 --> 00:16:36,243 Naturally, a building has to express 377 00:16:36,278 --> 00:16:38,612 the personality of its owner, but... 378 00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:41,114 Exactly what I'm saying. 379 00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:42,895 Express my personality. 380 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,351 Yeah, but, you see, 381 00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:47,254 you didn't let me finish my sentence. 382 00:16:47,289 --> 00:16:49,490 A factory has to be practical 383 00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:50,925 and efficient. There are a thous... 384 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,259 A powder puff. 385 00:16:52,294 --> 00:16:54,862 Make the factory the shape of a powder puff. 386 00:16:54,897 --> 00:16:56,430 A powder puff? 387 00:16:56,466 --> 00:17:00,801 Or maybe tall like a lipstick. 388 00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:04,538 A lipstick? 389 00:17:04,574 --> 00:17:07,608 All right, Michael, make it the shape of a powder puff. 390 00:17:07,643 --> 00:17:10,845 With Beebe, you have complete freedom. 391 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,814 Now, you will make me a sketch, huh? 392 00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:18,430 Oh, no. That must be for me, dahling. 393 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,014 I've had my calls transferred here. 394 00:17:22,692 --> 00:17:25,425 Yes, this is Beebe Gallini, Incorporated. 395 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,739 I love being incorporated. 396 00:17:27,763 --> 00:17:31,231 Uh, Miss Gallini, it's Marie of Marie's Cosmetics. 397 00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:33,333 Oh. 398 00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:36,604 Her I do not wish to speak to. 399 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:37,850 Hang up. 400 00:17:37,874 --> 00:17:39,150 Loudly! 401 00:17:39,174 --> 00:17:41,509 Of course. 402 00:17:42,945 --> 00:17:45,713 Well, Michael, dahling, are you finished? 403 00:17:51,053 --> 00:17:52,653 No, dahling. 404 00:17:52,688 --> 00:17:54,054 Fluffier. 405 00:17:54,089 --> 00:17:56,957 Fluffier. It has to be fluffier. 406 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,291 Fluffier? 407 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,961 Yes. A powder puff is fluffy. 408 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:04,498 My factory has to be fluffy. 409 00:18:06,368 --> 00:18:08,368 A fluffy factory. 410 00:18:15,377 --> 00:18:17,878 But Little Red Riding Hood was too smart. 411 00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:20,781 She knew that wasn't her... Grandmother. 412 00:18:20,816 --> 00:18:22,049 Right. 413 00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:24,818 She knew it was a big wolf. 414 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:28,923 A big, pink, female wolf. 415 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:31,559 I've never seen a pink wolf, Mommy. 416 00:18:31,594 --> 00:18:33,371 Well, let's hope you never do, dear. 417 00:18:33,395 --> 00:18:36,396 Oh, my goodness, it's 8:30... Way past your bedtime. 418 00:18:36,432 --> 00:18:38,999 Daddy stays up late, too, doesn't he? 419 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,869 Your daddy is working very hard these days... 420 00:18:41,904 --> 00:18:43,203 and nights. 421 00:18:43,238 --> 00:18:44,449 Mom... 422 00:18:44,473 --> 00:18:46,807 I can't make my airplane fly straight. 423 00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:47,975 Is Dad home yet? 424 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,242 No, dear. He's working late. 425 00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:51,356 We don't hardly ever get to see him anymore. 426 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,881 Well, I've explained it to you before, dear. 427 00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:56,516 Your father has a very complicated job... 428 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,151 Designing a factory 429 00:18:58,187 --> 00:19:02,022 where they make perfume, powder and lipstick. 430 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,424 Aw, who needs all that junk anyway? 431 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:05,960 Us women, that's who. 432 00:19:05,995 --> 00:19:08,996 Why don't you two just run along and finish your homework, okay? 433 00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:12,432 Hi, Mom. 434 00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:13,834 Is Dad here? 435 00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:15,435 No, he's not here yet. 436 00:19:15,471 --> 00:19:16,604 Go on upstairs. 437 00:19:16,639 --> 00:19:18,739 I'll be up in a minute to help you. 438 00:19:18,774 --> 00:19:20,151 Mom, Marcia and I are looking for Dad. 439 00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:22,209 He's not here. 440 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,945 Now, come on. Everybody to your rooms. 441 00:19:24,981 --> 00:19:26,480 It's time for bed. 442 00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:27,481 Bed?! 443 00:19:27,516 --> 00:19:28,482 Bed. 444 00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:29,650 At 8:30? 445 00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:32,125 Well, you've been staying up too late. 446 00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:47,735 Another wasted evening with that hokey cosmetic queen. 447 00:19:49,138 --> 00:19:50,771 Changes, changes, more changes, 448 00:19:50,806 --> 00:19:51,872 more interruptions. 449 00:19:51,907 --> 00:19:53,440 I tell you, if that factory 450 00:19:53,475 --> 00:19:55,509 didn't mean so much to my company... 451 00:19:55,544 --> 00:19:56,910 Is it worth it, Mike? 452 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,245 Well, honey, 453 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,848 it might be rough on me if I lose the contract. 454 00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:02,761 But what good is it? What good is the money 455 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,195 if you have to work all the time? 456 00:20:04,219 --> 00:20:05,719 She's got to make a decision soon. 457 00:20:05,755 --> 00:20:07,933 Yes, but what if she doesn't make a decision soon? 458 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,601 You can't keep working day and night. 459 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,590 That's my job! 460 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,992 What about the kids' education? 461 00:20:12,028 --> 00:20:13,694 What about providing for their future? 462 00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:14,740 What about us today? 463 00:20:14,764 --> 00:20:16,174 Tomorrow it's Saturday and... 464 00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:17,230 No, honey, listen... 465 00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:19,366 Beebe has to go to some charity thing, 466 00:20:19,401 --> 00:20:21,802 and I'll make it up to the kids and to you. 467 00:20:21,837 --> 00:20:23,737 I'll do everything, I promise you. 468 00:20:23,773 --> 00:20:25,539 In one day? 469 00:20:25,574 --> 00:20:29,009 Have I been away that much? 470 00:20:29,045 --> 00:20:31,712 Very much that much. 471 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,993 The wing was too far back, Pete. 472 00:20:35,017 --> 00:20:36,828 That's why it didn't fly straight. 473 00:20:36,852 --> 00:20:37,818 Thanks, Dad. 474 00:20:37,853 --> 00:20:39,553 I'll bet it'll really go great now. 475 00:20:40,589 --> 00:20:42,267 Is that the door? 476 00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:43,301 I'll get it. 477 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,325 I'll get it, honey. 478 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,360 Oh, now, Mike! 479 00:20:46,395 --> 00:20:47,675 Hold on! 480 00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:54,434 Hello, Beebe. 481 00:20:54,469 --> 00:20:56,236 Hello, Michael, dahling. 482 00:21:01,077 --> 00:21:03,243 This must be the little woman. 483 00:21:03,278 --> 00:21:04,489 Oh, I forgot. 484 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,913 You haven't met. 485 00:21:05,948 --> 00:21:07,793 Carol, this is Beebe Gallini. 486 00:21:07,817 --> 00:21:09,695 Beebe, this is my wife Carol. 487 00:21:09,719 --> 00:21:11,451 I'm very happy to know you. 488 00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:13,453 Of course. 489 00:21:13,488 --> 00:21:18,192 Oh, what a charming little cottage. 490 00:21:18,227 --> 00:21:19,993 Is this your guest house? 491 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,140 Uh, yeah, this is our nine-room guest house. 492 00:21:22,164 --> 00:21:24,076 Beebe, listen, I thought you were going 493 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,476 to that charity affair today. 494 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,800 Oh, I'm on my way, dahling. 495 00:21:26,836 --> 00:21:28,869 But as I was driving, 496 00:21:28,904 --> 00:21:32,272 a... a vision came to me. 497 00:21:32,307 --> 00:21:34,552 You've changed your mind about the powder puff? 498 00:21:34,576 --> 00:21:35,776 You guessed it. 499 00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:38,112 You have such a talented husband, dahling. 500 00:21:38,147 --> 00:21:40,358 Beebe, I've been working all week 501 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,194 on that powder puff design. 502 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,583 This is much better. 503 00:21:43,619 --> 00:21:45,485 A compact. 504 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,887 A compact? 505 00:21:46,922 --> 00:21:49,456 The top floor opens up. 506 00:21:49,491 --> 00:21:52,259 There has never been another factory like it. 507 00:21:52,294 --> 00:21:53,693 Yeah, that's for sure. 508 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,240 Beebe, that's impossible. 509 00:21:55,264 --> 00:21:56,842 Oh, I think it's a marvelous idea. 510 00:21:56,866 --> 00:21:57,998 A topless factory. 511 00:21:58,033 --> 00:22:00,834 With a stationary bottom. 512 00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:03,270 A factory like that will make you famous. 513 00:22:03,305 --> 00:22:05,072 Everyone will talk about you. 514 00:22:05,107 --> 00:22:06,818 Oh, they'll talk about me, all right. 515 00:22:06,842 --> 00:22:08,887 Look, Beebe, the whole project is impossible 516 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,355 from an engineering standpoint. 517 00:22:10,379 --> 00:22:12,224 The leverage, the stress. 518 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,882 I'd sure hate to be standing next to the water cooler 519 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,083 when the top went up. 520 00:22:16,118 --> 00:22:17,417 You can't hinge a roof. 521 00:22:17,452 --> 00:22:18,897 You can understand that. 522 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:21,121 Oh, details, details, details. 523 00:22:21,157 --> 00:22:25,125 Beebe Gallini is not interested in details. 524 00:22:25,161 --> 00:22:27,795 Now, dahling, you will start work 525 00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:30,397 on the new design at once. 526 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:31,531 Oh! 527 00:22:32,802 --> 00:22:35,002 My head! My hair! 528 00:22:35,037 --> 00:22:36,336 My airplane! 529 00:22:36,371 --> 00:22:38,216 We're sorry about, this, Miss Gallini. 530 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,339 Good. It's not broken. 531 00:22:39,374 --> 00:22:41,219 Peter, will you apologize to Miss Gallini? 532 00:22:41,243 --> 00:22:42,276 For what? 533 00:22:42,311 --> 00:22:44,411 Ah, apologies I do not need. 534 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:45,612 Three hours it takes 535 00:22:45,647 --> 00:22:47,815 to fix my hair for the charity ball. 536 00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:49,516 Bang! Bang! You're all wet! 537 00:22:49,551 --> 00:22:51,051 I'll get you wetter! 538 00:22:51,086 --> 00:22:53,253 Bobby... I'll get you! 539 00:22:54,156 --> 00:22:55,156 Oh! 540 00:22:57,159 --> 00:22:58,025 Sorry, lady. 541 00:22:58,060 --> 00:22:59,459 I was aiming at her. 542 00:22:59,494 --> 00:23:01,929 Michael, are these creatures yours? 543 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,697 Bobby, Cindy, out. 544 00:23:03,732 --> 00:23:07,367 Mommy, she cries black tears. 545 00:23:07,402 --> 00:23:09,303 Oh, kids, out. 546 00:23:09,338 --> 00:23:11,649 Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Miss Gallini. 547 00:23:11,673 --> 00:23:12,940 Sorry does not help. 548 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,708 But they didn't mean any harm. 549 00:23:14,743 --> 00:23:16,609 Neither did Frankenstein. 550 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,690 Beebe, I apologize. The whole thing is... 551 00:23:18,714 --> 00:23:20,391 I'm sorry, Michael, but I'm afraid 552 00:23:20,415 --> 00:23:22,027 I have to get another architect. 553 00:23:22,051 --> 00:23:23,183 Good-bye. 554 00:23:23,219 --> 00:23:25,418 And good-bye to you, little woman. 555 00:23:31,861 --> 00:23:34,794 Well, there goes Beebe Gallini 556 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,041 in a cloud of feathers. 557 00:23:36,065 --> 00:23:37,430 Oh, Mike. 558 00:23:37,466 --> 00:23:39,032 What about your company? 559 00:23:39,068 --> 00:23:41,568 Haven't you lost the contract for them? 560 00:23:41,603 --> 00:23:42,870 No, honey. 561 00:23:42,905 --> 00:23:44,838 It's the wrong way to look at it. 562 00:23:44,874 --> 00:23:46,806 I haven't lost them a contract. 563 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:49,176 I've saved them a nervous breakdown. 564 00:24:01,556 --> 00:24:02,756 Honey. 565 00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:04,024 Hmm? 566 00:24:04,059 --> 00:24:07,127 Listen to my horoscope for tomorrow: 567 00:24:07,162 --> 00:24:10,463 "You will meet a tall, sexy brunette 568 00:24:10,499 --> 00:24:14,001 who will fall madly in love with you." 569 00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,302 How about that? 570 00:24:15,337 --> 00:24:18,205 Oh, who believes that nonsense anyway? 571 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,207 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 572 00:24:20,242 --> 00:24:21,641 Good night, honey. 573 00:24:21,676 --> 00:24:23,543 Good night, dear. 574 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:44,531 "Tall, sexy brunette"? 575 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:49,769 It says, "This is a good time to adopt a pet." 576 00:24:49,805 --> 00:24:52,183 You... Oh, Mike, that's terrible. 577 00:24:52,207 --> 00:24:54,207 Stop! Stop it!